Hi Cassey :) Thanks for understanding :) I also love how you phrased the part about pissing off cornflakes - Love it! Words are fun and I love when people are original in how they use them :) It's one of my hobbies - I collect cool, original phrases and sentences. Thank you for not getting upset with me. At the end of the day, I wanted to show that jerks will be jerks, whoever they are and whatever pronouns they use. That we can do better as a society to try and be kind to each other even if we don't understand where the other person is coming from or why they think the way they do.